Without my wonderful friends there is a strong possibility I’d be in a heap rocking back and forth crying in a corner. They listen to my dating woes day in, day out and I love them for it. Here is a selection of the wisdom they have sent my way on this roller coaster that is online dating.
Delete those apps
This could only happen to you
Delete his number
Are there any normal people on these sites?
He is a dick
This is the one
Delete his profile
Are you insane?
He did what?!
Is that really your type?
You gave him the wifey treatment, why would he come back?!
Forget about him
This is the one, really I can feel it
I love you but you have terrible taste in men
Are you sure you just don’t want to stay single?
He is a C%nt
Ooh I actually like the look of this one
He looks like a serial killer
Sounds like a keeper
On the way to meet a guy ‘don’t fuck this one’ On seeing the guy in question. ‘You should so fuck him he is hot’
You should concentrate on this one
Where do you get the energy from
He has four kids?! Do you want to do the school run.
What is wrong with you?
And you fancy him?…..
You can do better
How do you keep up with this?
Can’t you go meet someone in a bar?
He put it where 😱 (I jest, I jest but give it time….!)